I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing this.
this is how one lives the dream
*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
any given disney channel show:
- stupid older brother
- evil sibling
- mature, responsible sibling that is always somehow dragged into everything
- dumb parent
- laugh tracks
Getting so excited about Thanksgiving you guys.
still one of my favorite posts on tumblr
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
ITS SO HOT WHEN BOYS DRESS UP OR ARE IN NICE CLOTHES I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS A FACT
This is why I love these people.
Words can’t tell how I’m feeling at the moment.
This is incredible